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Shayna Rose
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
Current Residence: Michigan
Favourite genre of music: Showtunes
MP3 player of choice: Colby
Shell of choice: Conch
Favourite cartoon character: Harley Quinn

I just got a two hour "Reasons I suck speech" from my boss. Second day in a row. And I know what you're thinking: you're blogging at work, clearly you DO suck. I don't blame you for assuming that.

I spend 50% of my day on hold. So, when I blog it's not taking time away from work: hell, I never go on breaks because of my hold time! So, no, that is not why I suck.

I suck because the file clerk I hired isn't a good telemarketer. She's an excellent file clerk and made my job easier to do by 1000%, but that's a luxury we can't afford. So that's my fault.

I suck because I'm getting married next year, I went on a three day vacation, and can't remember offhand the details of every one of our 350+ files when I am asked. Because I'm thinking about the marriage. Clearly.

I suck because I 'Only have two friends, and I hired them both to work here.'

I suck because I haven't been in this business for fifteen years, so I don't understand the nuances of finance.

I suck because when the previous manager died of a heart attack I couldn't do everything she could. Still can't.

What do you do with a B.A. in English, assorted positions at prestigious restaurants, and a year's experience at a law firm? Please tell me. I need to get out of here. I'm in a bad place right now. A very bad place.


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Sofia--Angus Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2016  Student General Artist
Thanks for the fave on #001 Bulbasaur! :D (Big Grin)
#001 Bulbasaur by Sofia--Angus
Imajinn-Design Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2015   General Artist
thx for adding my evil dead pic :happybounce: :happybounce: :happybounce: 
mmpratt99 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015  Professional General Artist
Thank you so much for :+fav:ing Slenderman Vs. the Gray Man
kingpin1055 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the faves!
DaniTheArtist1995 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  Student General Artist
Thanks for the fav :D
gregmcevoy Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thank-you, Shayna Rose!! I'm doing more MARVELS (and soon, Harley Quinn)!~ gm
NearNFar Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the watch! :D

And, yes, Pippin does rock (assuming we're talking LotR here..)
PippinRocks Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
But of course. :)
iamtherealbender Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fave on my Lego The Lone Gunmen and their van! It is greatly appreciated!
The-Scribbly-Fairy Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Student General Artist
Thank you for the watch!
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